1. Getting a new job was a lot of work but well worth it.
2. My bologna has a first name…it’s OSCAR.
3. Lunch was a bowl of fruit and a peanut butter/jelly sandwich.
4. Ready or not! Here I come.
1. Now is the time to relax.
2. Hope keeps me going.
3. Never give up the fight.
4. Regret nothing.
1. First thing in the morning I use the bathroom.
2. Time goes by quickly when you have a stack of work on your desk.
3. For whom the bell tolls.
4. Everything is beautiful.
1. Planet Earth…is a beautiful place so keep it clean.
2. It’s Worth…the time to smell the roses.
3. The Forth…of now?
4. At Birth…I loved my children
1. She talks to much.
2. He is a pain in the ass.
3. We went shopping yesterday.
4. They need to mind their own business.
1. What Better…way to spend a day, then to go shopping for work clothes.
2. A Letter…of congratulations for me!
3. The Center…of the room makes me dizzy.
4. My Computer…is my best friend.
The Saturday Special
1. How often do you change the battery in your TV remote?
2. What kind of animal is your favorite?
3. Where have you shopped in the last few weeks?
4. Why are some people absolute idiots?