Thursday Thunks: Back to High School

Thursday Thunks

1. Who was your best friend? Nancy Joe

2. Did you play any sports? Basketball, Cheerleader

3. What kind of car did you drive? None…rode the bus to school. 

4. It’s Friday night. Where were you? At a ballgame or cruising the streets in Piedmont

5. Were you a party animal? No

6. Were you considered hot? Hell No

7. Were you in the band, orchestra or choir? No

8. Were you a nerd? Yes

9. Were you ever suspended or expelled? No

10. Can you sing the fight song?

As a monument to knowledge, stands our school so strong;
Things we learn within her walls, will move our world along.
South Iron High, we stand with you, and shout aloud your name;
We will make you proud of us, and bring you future fame.
Side by side and altogether, high our banners fly;
When we leave your hallowed walls, we’ll leave them with a sigh.

Thursday Thunks – The Christmas Version

C- What color/flavor candy cane should I put in your stocking? Cherry for me please!

H- If Santa really comes down the chimney of people’s houses and he busts out the bricks on the way down, do you think that is covered by his Christmas insurance? It damn well better! Or I am taking a few Reindeer until he pays up.

R- Did you know that rabbits eat their own poop to get the nutrients from the food that they didn’t get from it the first time they ate it? Yes, and that is gross.

I- Have you ever sucked on an icicle? Yes.

S- Do you think there is too much sex on tv? Not really

T- We’re eating tacos. Taco sauce – hot, medium, mild or OMG my butthole is going to hurt tomorrow! ? As mild as possible!

M- Are you sick of Christmas music yet? No!

A- Add up the number of windows in your house, subtract that number by the number of doors you have in your house, multiply that by the number of hallways you have in your house and then add the number of light switches. Whats your answer? 14 windows, 5 doors, 0 hallways and 9 light switches…too much math for my brain!

S- You build a snowman (yes you really do), what color hat do you have him wear? And now you are going to build a sand castle (yes, shut up, you do that too), does it have a moat? My snowman has a blue hat with a matching blue scarf. And of course my sand castle has a moat. EVERY castle needs a moat…no matter what it is made of!

Thursday Thunks – Huh!?

Thursday Thunks
Hosted by StraitJacketMom (Berleen)

A. If you see a tornado out your window, what do you do? Look for Dorothy and Toto

B. A celebrity knocks on your door saying that their tour bus/limo/pedal bike broke down (you pick the transportation)… who is it and what do you do to help them? Vin Diesel! I give him a ride to the airport.

C. Brett is back on the Vikings – do you really give a crap? Brent who? Hell no I dont care.

D. What side of the bed do you think Bud sleeps on? Whichever side he is allowed to sleep on.

E. Cookie Monster eats vegetables now. Is this ok with you? No, no and NO!!!!

F. All the TT’s get together for coffee… which state do we meet in? Hawaii

G. Is the town you live in famous for anything? Infamous for anything? Not that I know of.

H. Coffee flavored bubble gum – would you?

I. So Kimber lost her fight with a granite table…. what did you ever lose a fight with? My ex-husband…he can hit hard.

J. Have you ever slept beneath the stars? Yes, many times.

K. School is starting up soon, or has for some, did you get a new pair of tennis shoes every year while you were in school? Yes, every year.

L. What two flavors do you love that you would never want to taste at the same time? Chocolate and broccoli

M. If you could shave a quote into a lions fur, what would it say? “Meow Baby”

N. Did you ever accidentally walk in on your parents doing the nasty? Did you ever purposely walk in on them? No, and ewwww no!!!

Thursday Thunks

Thursday Thunks
Hosted by StraitJacketMom (Berleen)

1. Tomorrow you’ll be thinking to yourself? “I am so glad I have the day off.”

2. Where’s your picket fence? At the store, waiting to be built.

3. With a big smile on your face, you do what? I tell me ex what a fucktard he is.

4. If I was to walk up to you, you’d do what? Buy you a drink

5. The list goes on and on. What list? The list of never ending songs.

6. Does every rose have a thorn or does every thorn have a rose? Every rose has a shit ton of thorns!

7. Talk dirty to me. What kind of mop/vacuum/dust thingymabob do you use? Swifer!

8. Your Mamma don’t drive a Harley and your Daddy don’t walk like an Egyptian.

9. Ever had a suitcase packed by your feet, and if so where were you going? Rock Island, Illinois for job training.

10. Have you ever ridden in a limousine? No

11. I went to bed too soon and got up to the sound of my dog whining because she needed to go outside.

12. “And this last mile I travel with you “, to where? Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Thursday Thunks: ABC’s

Thursday Thunks
Hosted by StraitJacketMom (Berleen)

Take each letter of the alphabet and describe something in your life… don’t skip any!

A = Annabelle, my black lab; Amy, my niece
B = Brian, my brother; Brandon, my nephew
= Colt, my Son; Christina, my sister-in-law;
= Dad, always in my thoughts
= Extended family
= Family
= Great friends
= House
= Insomnia
= Johnny, my best friend; Joseph, my nephew
= Kindness
= Love and laughter
= Mom, always in my thoughts
= Nancy Joe, my best friend
= Ovaries that have fibroid and cysts
= Pinkley’s all around me
= Quiet when the kids are sleeping
= Richard, my stupid ex
= Steve, my other half and Shelby, my boxer.
= Trees in my yard
= Umbrella
= Vickie, my daughter
= World of Warcraft
= X-rays before my surgery last year
= Young birds in nests in the trees
= Zaftig figure

Thursday Thunks – July 2, 2009

Thursday Thunks
Hosted by StraitJacketMom (Berleen)

1. When you close a door, do you close it quick and just let it slam or do you hold the knob and slowly shut it tight? I just let it slam shut, which was great to do when I was a kid because it upset my mother. Hehe

2.Train A is moving at 60 miles an hour. Train B is moving at 22 miles an hour. They will pass each other at X time. Now what color shoes are you wearing when train A derails? Black, steel toed boots, just in case something lands on my feet.

3. What if M&M’s grew on trees? What color M&M tree would you have? Blue!!! I love blue and I always eat the blue M&M’s out of the package first.

4. How many petals on a flower does it take to make it the perfect bloom? However many petals a rose has. Rose buds and roses are perfect flowers to me.

5. I took you to spend $421.67 on you, what did we spend that money on? We had a nice sit down lunch and then went purse shopping.

6. If you were a squash, what type of squash would you be? Butternut…it has the word nut in it, must be good LOL I am a nut and I am a good person! LOL

7. Have you ever gotten a wrong number call and ended up talking to the person for longer than 5 minutes? Not that I can remember

8. Why haven’t you joined Berleen & Kimber at Insanity Cafe yet? Do we stink? I have not had time to check it out.

9. Now for one of Ber’s questions back when TT was brand new… Shampoo bottles say lather, rinse, repeat… do you? I lather and rinse one time. I don’t have time to do it twice LOL

10. It’s July, the year is half over. Do you see it as “whew that part is over” or best is yet to come? Hopefully the best is yet to come. Summer is still here!!!

11. Why do you do the Thursday Thunks meme? I like meeting new people and visiting people I already know to read their crazy answers.

Thursday Thunks

Thursday Thunks
Hosted by StraitJacketMom (Berleen)

1. Someone knocks at your door. You answer it. It’s a kid from the local school selling candy bars for a fundraiser. Do you buy one? Yes! I cannot resist candy.

2. The end of the world is tomorrow and you are out of milk – do you go buy some? No, I will be ok without it.

3. Have you ever picked up the phone and called someone that you hadn’t talked to in years? Yes, and it was a great reunion.

4. Whats on your computer desktop background? A screenshot of my Level 80 Tauren Druid flying on the back of a dragon…from the World of Warcraft online game that I play.

5. What was the very first movie you saw in a movie theater? “The Goonies”, before that movie came out we always went to a drive in theater.

6. If you had to take a 10th grade science test, do you think you would pass? I want to say that yes, I would pass it but I am not so sure.

7. Describe heaven. No stress, no pain, no worries, and peace.

8. Has a place that you lived ever been infested with some sort of insect or rodent? Yes and it was horrible!

9. When you were a youngin’, did you hide in the clothes racks at department stores? No.

10. Is there anything in your vehicle that is broken? Not that I can think of

11. What is something in your house that people would be surprise to find? Candy that is not chocolate.

12. Do you agree with the death penalty? My opinion is torn on this one.

13. Whats your favorite type of bear? Polar Bear or a Black Bear

14. Where was the last place you went? The Post Office

15. What if that person knocking at your door earlier was an adult selling candy bars… would you buy one? Oh hell yea! That would be fun! but wait!? Why would a kid be selling them??