Wednesday Weirdness #60

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1.) To you, what makes the perfect body the perfect body? Personality, great eyes, nice ass.

2.) What part of your body do you obsess about the most? My skin.

3.) What makes a house a warm, welcoming, comfortable home? The temperatures outside are hot…so my house is nice and cool and good place to relax with a nice tall glass of sweet iced tea.

4.) What fabric feels sexiest against bare skin? Leather or silk

5.) What is the lamest lie you have heard in the last month? I forgot (even though you told me a million times)

6.) What always makes you feel better when you’re upset? Reading a book, going for a walk and blogging or playing games.

Wednesday Weirdness #59

Wednesday Weirdness


1.) Do you/Did you ever have a piggy bank shaped like a pig? What do you keep your spare change in? I had a piggy bank that was shaped like a pig when I was a kid. I broke it because I wanted an ice cream. Now that I am an adult I keep my change in the cup holder in my car and van.

2.) Be honest. Have you ever stolen anything before? Yes, when I was a kid, like 8 or 9 years old I stole a pack of gum from the local store. My father made me take it back in and pay for it.

3.) Would it be more awkward to be walked in on during sex by your parents or your children? It would be more awkward if my children walked in while I was having sex. I am sure they know I do things like that but they don’t need to see it.

4.) How comfortable would you be at a nude beach? Would you keep your clothes on, keep it modest or bare it all?
I would not be at all comfortable but I would not keep all my clothes on. I would at least go topless.

5.) Where is a place that seems fun and sexy to get it on at but in reality probably wouldn’t work out very well?
On my desk at work, but there are way too many people there to witness the act.

6.) Do you have sex less in the summer because of the hot temperatures?
The hot temperatures don’t stop me from having sex. Just crank up the air conditioner. If the AC is broke then go swimming and take advantage of the water for a little adult fun!

7.) Have you ever had a dream that was in black and white?
I have had dreams in black and white…kinda creepy but not too horrible.

Bonus) When you have a naughty dream, most often is it usually your partner in the dream with you or someone else?
I usually have naughty dreams about my partner.

Wednesday Weirdness #50

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1.) What condiment goes best with french fries? Mustard or Barbecue Sauce

2.) What condiment do you feel best represents your personality? Honey Mustard

3.) If the love of your life was a different religion from you, would you convert for them if they asked you to? No, we should be allowed to believe what we want.

4.) What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter? Strawberry Jam or Bananas or Nutella

5.) If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? No!

6.) If you could change your eye color to anything in the world you wanted, what would you change it to? Blue

7.) Are you more often the partner in crime or the good conscience with your friends and family? The good conscience

Wednesday Weirdness #49

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1. Is April 1st a fun day, or an annoyance? A major annoyance.

2. What is the best prank you ever pulled or had pulled on you? None that I can think of

3. What do you think is the most underrated sexual act? Oral Sex

4. What is your favorite website? Facebook or Pogo

5. What is the most annoying commercial on the air right now? Anything that has McDonalds in it

6. If you were going to create a porn movie, please describe the title, premise and 1st sex scene. My brain is too old to be that creative.

Wednesday Weirdness #48

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1.) What is your significant others worst habit? Not taking good care of himself.

2.) What piece of clothing that isn’t lingerie or an undergarment do you have that you feel especially sexy/handsome in? My black turtle neck sweater

3.) If you could drink ONLY two beverages for the rest of your life, which would you pick? Diet Pepsi and Sweet Ice Tea

4.) What is your worst habit? Picking scabs

5.) Are you superstitious in any way? Yes, but not to extreme

6.) What kind of shopping do you hate doing most? (Grocery shopping, clothes shopping, shoe shopping, etc) clothes shopping…I can not find things that look good on me.

7.) What was a “fad” you remember from your childhood? Parachute pants, the Punky Brewster look, Michael Jackson’s glove.

Wednesday Weirdness #47

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1.) In your opinion, what is your biggest character flaw? Being kind to everyone, even to those that are total asshats or fucktards.

2.) What do you think is one of the worst television shows ever created? The new 90210

3.) Have you ever ended up injured after trying an interesting new sex position? LOL Yes, a time or two.

4.) How crucial do you think communication is between you and a regular sexual partner? Do you talk often about what works, what doesn’t, things you want to try, etc or do you keep the discussions to a minimal and let the physical flow as it may? Communication is crucial in ANY relationship, even more so when sex is involved.

5.) Who are your favorite comedic actors/actresses? Drew Barrymore, Adam Sandler

6.) In what way(s) do you wish your childhood was different? I wish my parents had lived longer.

7.) Cotton Candy; Delicious treat or disgusting mess? A very delicious mess!

Wednesday Weirdness #41

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1.) Tell us something that to you is weird about your significant other. (If single, pick an ex) It can be a personality quirk, a hobby, a habit, a ritual etc but just make sure it’s something you find odd about them.
He likes to put cheese on nearly everything…even things like pancakes.

2.) What are 3 songs that you find sexy? “I Kissed A Girl” by Katy Perry; “I Will Always Love You” by Dolly Parton and “Pour Some Sugar On Me” by Def Leppard

3.) After your partner goes down on you, do they have to brush their teeth/rinse with mouthwash before meeting your mouth again or do things just roll on? Things just roll on.

4.) Is it ever okay to go ass to mouth without cleaning in between? (Anal sex to oral sex. Licking the anus to kissing. Etc ) No, ewww

5.) If you were going to give yourself a “Most Likely To…” award for this week, what would your title be? Most Likely to Have a Cold

6.) Do you read any self-help books? If so, which is your favorite? If not, why not? Sometimes, but not too often. I prefer ones that help me stay organized.

7.) Do you prefer to buy porn, sex toys, lube and things of that nature in a store or discreetly online? Why? Online, because it is easier and more convenient.

8.) List these things in order from what you find most sexy to least sexy: Money, Loyalty, Sense of humor, Intelligence, Kindness, Romantic, Open-mindedness, Kinky, Honesty.
Honesty, Loyalty, Kindness, Intelligence, Romantic, Sense of humor, Open Mindedness, Kinky and Money